We can all relax now. Trump has announced in California that there is no drought! That was a close call (gag). You know it really is time now for all those poor, delusional Trump lovers to wake up and smell the caca, as in major BS spewed daily.
That fiction about him being self-funding has now officially ended as he fund raises while pretending of course that it's "for the party" and not for him. The first thing he'll do is pay back the money he "loaned" his campaign thus far, and then he wants about a billion of the party's money to run against Hillary. Of course he still has the money he supposedly raised for veterans when he chickened out of the last Republican debate, hiding behind veterans and claiming far more than was raised all of which he sort of forgot to give to the vets afterward. Savvy vets. and women, along with minorities will bring him down in the end.
And what a fiasco that run is going to be (as in HUUUUGE). Can't wait until he has to debate somebody who actually knows something but guess we'll have to since now he's chickened out of debating Bernie the day after he proposed and touted it. We look for him to chicken out again with HIllary if there's any way he can, or "choke" as he puts it. He's terrified of her and Elizabeth Warren and uncomfortable with any woman who's not just another pretty face, and even more afraid of President Obama who is absolutely everything he's not and so good at reducing him to the lying little nut that he really is.
An obnoxious boor, adored by his fellow boors, who lies constantly, demeans minorities and women and generally makes a fool of himself on foreign affairs now attacks his opponent because her husband cheated on her? Look who's talking. If I were Hillary I'd tell the goofball that he's not half the man Bill is (though they do have a similar problem), and ask him how HIS wives liked his constant philandering and betrayals. To divert attention from his own outrageous behavior he is now trotting out the entire right wing conspiracy laundry list - which will be his stock in trade until November.
He has done one truly great thing for America though, by definitively exposing the colossal lie of phony religiosity and "family values" that his party of the moment has erroneously claimed for about half a century. There hasn't been this much shuck and jive since P.T. Barnum, but we do thank him for giving the lie to that, and for the laughs to come as he crashes and burns.
- Nora Coryell